A few weeks ago while riding the bus, a woman began to shout about the end of the world. She spoke to a crucifix around her neck, and loudly accused everyone in the nation of depravity. Her vehemence was palpable; everyone around was uncomfortable. Clearly, she believed she was the voice of God, no longer issuing a warning about the danger of leading a sinful life - she claimed everyone was headed for hell.
The woman said that all would come before her throne and see her face before she sent them off to burn. She stated that we would then see our "creator" (i.e. Satan in the guise of Obama). Her mannerisms were at times seething and at others, quite vociferous. All in all, it was shocking to watch.
Just an ordinary game at a Denny's. It's a dollar per chance to hook a stuffed animal with the claw. Everyone knows this game is for suckas. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that you could put in $20: then the game allows you to play until you win.
Twenty dollars?!
Who's got that kinda money to spend on a shitty-ass poorly-stuffed Smurf?
I examined the machine again, and found an even better observation.
Check out this picture:
Better make sure your friends are licensed.
You never know: their credentials may have been faked.
